My ex wife died so I went to the cemetery and to honor her, I poured a fine, 12 year old bottle(...)
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Mastodon - Blood and Thunder
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My buddy found this in his dorm room
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A fan told Bob Ross he couldn't paint due to color blindness. Bob did an episode to show it can(...)
Simple app that corrupts your Word docs for extending those submission deadlines (don't blame me)
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Police officer pays for homeless mother, daughter to stay in hotel, eat
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2 Maryland law enforcement dogs die of heat exhaustion inside car
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Everything announced at VMworld 2015 so far (Jordan Novet/VentureBeat)
Jordan Novet / VentureBeat:Everything announced at VMworld 2015 so far  —  Enterprise software vendor VMware kicked off its big annual VMworld conference in San Francisco today with several news announcements,
Messaging Firm Line Introduces A Launcher App For Android Devices (Jon Russell/TechCrunch)
Jon Russell / TechCrunch:Messaging Firm Line Introduces A Launcher App For Android Devices  —  Line, the Japanese messaging company, has continued its flurry of new app and service launches after
Ashley Madison created 70K female bots which sent fake messages to 20M of 31M men in the databa(...)
Annalee Newitz / Gizmodo:Ashley Madison created 70K female bots which sent fake messages to 20M of 31M men in the database; 11M them were chatted up by automatic ‘engagers’  — 
A breakdown of Silicon Valley's donations to 2016 presidential candidates: who is giving, who i(...)
Re/code:A breakdown of Silicon Valleys donations to 2016 presidential candidates: who is giving, who is receiving, and how much  —  Which Presidential Candidate Is Winning the Tech Money Race?  — 
Google+ Brings Its Interest-Based "Collections" Feature To iOS (Sarah Perez/TechCrunch)
Sarah Perez / TechCrunch:Google+ Brings Its Interest-Based “Collections” Feature To iOS  —  Google+ Collections, the companys effort at establishing its Google+ social network as more of a Pinterest competitor (since
Former Secret Service agent Shaun Bridges pleads guilty to theft of $820K in bitcoin during Sil(...)
Joe Mullin / Ars Technica:Former Secret Service agent Shaun Bridges pleads guilty to theft of $820K in bitcoin during Silk Road investigation  —  Secret Service agent pleads guilty to stealing
Sources: Apple escalates talks with Hollywood execs, seeking to have development and production(...)
Andrew Wallenstein / Variety:Sources: Apple escalates talks with Hollywood execs, seeking to have development and production teams ready by 2016 to compete with Netflix  —  Apple Eyes Move Into Original
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Police investigating missing woman's husband
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Ben Carson catches up with Trump in poll upset
The Week vis MSN.com reported:
Graham: If 'Idiot' Trump Is Our Nominee, 'It's The End Of The Republican Party' |
 “If Donald Trump is the nominee, that’s the end of the Republican Party. He’s shallow. He’s ill-prepared to be commander in chief. He’s a complete idiot when it comes to Mideast policy.”
George Zimmerman: Virginia shootings are a 'hate crime' by black 'pansy' — and Obama's an 'i(...)
George Zimmerman, the gun-obsessed killer of unarmed teen Trayvon Martin, offered some racist comments on the fatal shootings of two TV journalists by a disgruntled former colleague.WDBJ-TV reporter Alison Parker, 24, and photographer Adam Ward, 27, were killed Monday morning …
OK, This Trump Thing Isn't Funny Anymore
It has been more than two months since Donald Trump announced his candidacy for president, and slowly but surely the entertainment factor as been on the wane and the fear factor has been on the rise.As his poll numbers steadily
Kentucky clerk must issue same-sex marriage licenses - CNNPolitics.com
The Supreme Court on Monday night denied an emergency application from a Kentucky clerk who has been refusing to issue marriage licenses because of her religious objections to same-sex marriage.
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BlackHousea s Sean Ludwick arrested, charged with DWI in fatal crash
BlackHouse Development co-founder Sean Ludwick was arrested and charged with DWI and leaving the scene of an accident for his alleged role in a fatal car wreck in Sag Harbor over the weekend. Citing police statements, multiple outlets reported that
Ted Cruz: Houston Murder is a Manifestation of Obama's Assault on Police
Ted Cruz told reporters in New Hampshire today that President Obama s rhetoric was to blame for the murder of Sheriff Deputy Darren Goforth this weekend. Cruz said at a town hall that Obama has created a climate that encourages
Arizona mother accused of drowning twin sons in bathtub
An Arizona woman was arrested for murder on Sunday on suspicion of drowning her two-year-old twin sons in a bathtub and attempting to do the same with another child, authorities said. Mireya Lopez, 22, was taken into custody at the
Horror master Wes Craven dies at 76
Wes Craven, whose Nightmare on Elm Street and Scream movies made him one of the most recognizable names in the horror film genre, has died. He was 76. Cravens family said in a statement that he died in his Los
5 best music-brand partnerships
Today, music is more accessible than ever before with the increasing popularity of streaming and other new technologies that make it easy to listen wherever and whenever you want. This means music listening is at an all-time high -- and
Police: Mother Lived With Daughter's Dead Body for Months After Killing Her
Russian President Vladimir Putin and Prime Minister Dimitry Medvedev toast each other after a brisk workout at the Black Seaa A woman in Upstate New York was charged on Saturday with her infant childs murder, the Associated Press reports .
3 reasons why good parenting means reduced screen time for your kids
Weve all heard that common refrain that the iPad is the perfect babysitter of the modern age. While some parents say it in jest, others are perfectly serious-the average kid today spends 9 hours a day looking at a screen.
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Remember the FEMA trailers that reeked of formaldehyde at 75x the safe levels and were only sup(...)
If you like the fact that you're not paying $35 for a bar of chocolate, you should read how sci(...)
Radioactive material stolen from Texas A&M. Police on the lookout for a crazy wild-eyed scienti(...)
Line ups at the pump cause "insanity". Surely you can't be creating a phoney gas shortage again(...)
USSC Justice Elena Kagan to Rowan County Clerk: "Did I stutter?"
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If bacon wrapped peanut butter covered BBQed bananas are wrong I don't want to be right
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Hey, watch it!
Someone misses all the quick time events in a Heavy Rain chase sequence. Benny Hill ensues. (SLYT)
Pregnancy is brutal
It took me eighteen weeks to heal. I never did manage to breastfeed properly, either gross incompetence on my part or possibly my body deciding: what the fuck, man. My hair went grey. I didnt try to ask for support,
Weirldy sexual henchman! Burn the village!
Every JRPG Ever.
When author Stephen Mailtland-Lewis was 12 years old, he wrote a fan letter to Louis Armstrong, and to his surprise, a few weeks later, he received a 4 page response back from the trumpeter. What happened next will touch you...
"And now you're you."
Once a Pariah, Now a Judge: The Early Transgender Journey of Phyllis Frye. Useful resources for participating in the discussion: Ohio Us Trans 101* : Primer and Vocabulary guide; and GLAADs Transgender Media Program Trans Youth Family Allies resource page.
Literature and addiction
Here are some books that will not only make you want to quit doing the thing that is killing you, but also offer an interesting narrative structure for writers because they flout the conventional hero journey template. Instead of a
Are you ready for the New Life and New Paradigm? Got $2278? If so, pack your bags and board the ConspiraSea Cruise, setting sail next January. Rub shoulders with anti-vaccine crusader Andrew Wakefield! Get up to speed on US politics
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