TIFU by laughing really hard at a Shrek joke during the first time having sex with my girlfriend.
So this happened a little under two months ago, but I felt as if this had to be shared because it was extremely traumatizing. So my girlfriend and I were getting it on for the first time, and it involved
Squidward is far too judgemental for someone who never wears pants.
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TIL the Trans-Siberian Orchestra has donated over $10,000,000 to charity since they started touring.
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LAPD Looking For Graffiti Artist Who Tagged A Cop’s Horse
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My score, and a little rust removal porn (SFW)
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A Modder that is selling their mods on steam.
My 5 Questions: What drove you to sell your mods? Do you think selling mods are better for the moding community? What do you think is a fair price for mods? What do you think should be the cut between
It's actually Bethesda, NOT Valve, who decided to only give Skyrim mod creators 25%
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Google Works To Improve Spam Detection Systems On Google Maps After Obscene Edits (Sarah Perez/(...)
Sarah Perez / TechCrunch:Google Works To Improve Spam Detection Systems On Google Maps After Obscene Edits  —  Google says its working to improve its spam-detection systems in its Google Maps
PSA: The 2013 Nexus 7 has been discontinued (Stephen Hall/9to5Google)
Stephen Hall / 9to5Google:PSA: The 2013 Nexus 7 has been discontinued  —  It had a great run, but Google has today discontinued the 2013-edition Nexus 7.  The device was arguably—and
Chrome notifications serve Google's strategy by making developers and publishers less reliant o(...)
Greg Sterling / Marketing Land:Chrome notifications serve Googles strategy by making developers and publishers less reliant on apps  —  Chrome Notifications, “The Physical Web” And Googles War On Apps  — 
Comcast's Week-Long Unraveling of TWC Deal Was Months in the Making (Bloomberg Business)
Bloomberg Business:Comcasts Week-Long Unraveling of TWC Deal Was Months in the Making  —  The collapse of Comcast Corp.s plan to buy Time Warner Cable Inc., which played out in public
After hacks, dark web email provider SIGAINT claims a government spied on its users (Lorenzo Fr(...)
Lorenzo Franceschi-Bicchierai / Motherboard:After hacks, dark web email provider SIGAINT claims a government spied on its users  —  After Hacks, A Dark Web Email Provider Says a Government Spied on
Google Apparently Testing 'Collections' For Followable, Curated Content Sets On Google+ (Liam S(...)
Liam Spradlin / Android Police:Google Apparently Testing ‘Collections’ For Followable, Curated Content Sets On Google+  —  According to a tipster (and a report over at DroidLife), Google is testing a
Uber and Lyft now operating in Portland after city approved four-month pilot program (KGW-TV)
KGW-TV:Uber and Lyft now operating in Portland after city approved four-month pilot program  —  Uber, Lyft launch in Portland  —  Nick Fish: Uber has to earn my trust  —  PORTLAND,
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Wahlberg to make cameo on 'Entourage'
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Everest Avalanche May Be Mountain
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Prince Harry meets 'cheeky' boy at first event since scandal
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Heard it on TODAY 10/16: John Taylor excerpt, Life Illustrated and more
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Nepal quake triggers avalanche on Mount Everest; 10 dead, climbers missing - Fox News
Fox NewsNepal quake triggers avalanche on Mount Everest; 10 dead, climbers missingFox NewsFILE 2005: Mount Everest from an aerial view taken over Nepal. Senior mountaineering guide, Ang Tshering, said an avalanche swept the face of Mt. Everest after the massive
Inauguration pianist makes no apologies
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Producers cancel performance of 'Spider-Man'
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A comparison of arthropod abundance and arthropod mediated predation services in urban green spaces
Little is known about the ability of different types of urban green spaces to support biodiversity and provide ecosystem services. * In this study, we compared the abundance of beneficial arthropods and measured predation services in two different types of
Domestic Violence Murder Case Ends with Suspended Death Sentence
As China edges towards greater legal protections for sufferers of domestic abuse , a Sichuan court passed a suspended death sentence against one prominent victim on Friday. Li Yan killed her husband in 2010 after he reportedly burned her with
Escaped Buffalo Herd Shot Dead In New York
The herd, which escaped Thursday night from a farm in Rensselaer County, swam east across the Hudson River and ended up in the town of Bethlehem, local news reported. It became clear to their owner, George Mesick, that the bison
The promise-and massive challenge-of making games for the Apple Watch
Trivia Crack is one of a number of quiz games coming to Apple Watch. The simple gameplay of the genre makes it well suited to the small screen.
Woman accused of killing her boyfriend found guilty
Authorities say 24-year-old Shayna Hubers shot 29-year-old Ryan Poston six times at his condominium in 2012 after the couple fought. Hubers has said she shot Poston in self-defense.
Judge in Colorado theater shooting case won't move trial
The judge in the Colorado theater shooting case has denied defense attorneys longstanding request to move the trial to another county. District Judge Carlos A. Samour Jr. said in an order Thursday he would have to search outside the state
Chill, Deadheads: John Mayer may tour with Dead members, not the Grateful Dead
John Mayer and a few surviving members of the Grateful Dead may be ramping up a fall tour that would follow the bands Fare Thee Well sayonara shows - but it wont impugn the spirit of their finality because not
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Twenty-four special education students attending a Special Education Cooperative School were gi(...)
Female shoplifter uses the tried and true "up-the-skirt" snatch (w/video)
Newborn baby who died after 90 minutes becomes UK's youngest organ donor ever, immediately save(...)
My sweet, compostable you
At the world's highest disaster area, Everest Base Camp is digging out after earthquake-trigger(...)
Hillary shakes the pockets of her campaign staff: Listen troops, we've only got a few billion t(...)
I'm a storm photographer, and here are some of the sweet little mini-apocalypses I got to see o(...)
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Earthquake in Nepal
An earthquake with a magnitude of 7.8 has hit Nepal, killing over 1,000 people. The epicenter was just outside Kathmandu, but the effects have been felt as far away as Tibet, Bangladesh, and India. Regular updates at The Guardian.
"I'm not one of those who will ever say to you 'No regrets.'"
Kate Mulgrew tells the Chicago Tribunes Heidi Stevens about giving her daughter up for adoption and reconnecting 20 years later (Video). The story is a key moment from her new autobiography Born With Teeth. Also: NPR audio/transcript, AARP article.
Can't stay for long, just turn around and I'm gone again
An oral history of The Littlest Hobo, Canadas greatest TV show.My second episode was a few years later, as a DEA agent who was tracking some drug smuggling that was going on in a movie unit. So I was undercover
Texas True Crime
10 Minute Dosage of Engrossing Web Design
Form Follows Function is a beautifully designed collection of interactive mini-experiences, coded in HTML5, and designed to work as flawlessly on mobile as on the desktop.
Dave or Ed? The 2015 UK General Election
In just 12 days, the 2015 general election for the UK (England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland) takes place. On the surface, the math is simple: there are 650 seats, so winning 326 gives you a simple majority. In the
What sound does a coyote make when he takes a bottle of earthquake pills
Usually the kind of sound effects you heard in the earliest cartoons were strictly sound effects produced by musical instruments. What happened with Treg Brown is entirely different; he would bring in sounds that were recorded in the library at
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