There are two people on a boat; they have three cigarettes. However, they don't have a lighter. What do they do? They throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat became a cigarette lighter! submitted by KingdomOfYourFace to Jokes
Robert Bartley / FierceMobileIT News:Google makes Android for Work available for any device running Android 4.0 or higher — Google makes Android for Work available on nearly all Android devices — Google pushed Android for
Eduard Kovacs / SecurityWeek:Recently patched Windows flaw seen exploited in the wild for DDoS attacks; web servers of 70M sites at risk — Recently Patched Windows Flaw Exploited in the Wild for DoS Attacks —
Aaron Butcher / Blogging Windows:Microsofts new Maps app comes to phones with latest Windows 10 Technical Preview build, with guided navigation features from HERE maps, traffic data from Bing — Navigate the World with Windows
Nate Raymond / Reuters:Court-appointed monitor in ebooks antitrust case says Apples cooperation has sharply declined — Apple cooperation with antitrust monitor down ‘sharply’: report — (Reuters) - Apple Incs cooperation
Ryan Knutson / Wall Street Journal:FCC to share shorter distance, higher frequency airwave spectrum with commercial users for free, with prioritized access sold via an auction system — FCC Frees Up Spectrum for Low-Cost Wireless
Kashmir Hill / Fusion:Profile of lawyer Shannon Liss-Riordan, whos suing Uber, Lyft, Homejoy, Postmates, and Caviar, alleging they misclassified workers as independent contractors — Meet the lawyer taking on Uber
After George Lucas ran into a buzzsaw of opposition from his wealthy Marin County neighbors when he tried to expand his Skywalker Ranch studio, the filmmaker might be getting some payback with plans for one of the largest affordablehousing projects in
They believe that “God speaks to them,” that laws should be taken from religion, that homosexuality is a sin, that women shouldn’t have control over their own bodies and that all other religions besides theirs are wrong. Oh, I’m talking
Let us say, and why not, that you are a firefighter, the captain of the department in Sisterfuck, Arkansas, a little bit outside Little Rock, and, in your off-duty life, youre a good, loyal member of the Church of the
Another day in post-racial America. This time in Floridas panhandle, where a group of Michigan high schools students and administrators were touring Florida colleges. Their bus broke down and the group of 90 students and adults were forced to rent
Nashua, New Hampshire (CNN)New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie questioned Friday whether President Barack Obama cares about the United States, adding that, more than six years into Obamas presidency, we still dont even know who he is.
“When you have this attitude that is more about promoting gay marriage and gay rights in the military than it is about being able to protect religious liberty for those people of faith,” Huckabee said, “it’s going to be hard
It was just last week when Florida Gov. Rick Scott (R) completed a rarely seen flip-flop-flip, denouncing Medicaid expansion, then embracing it, and then condemning it. The consequences matter: 800,000 low-income Floridians were poised to have access to medical care,
Newsagency businesses are your quintessential independent specialty retailer but how much of a specialty retailer are you? What do you offer in your business that is specialty or unique? What do you offer to differentiate between your business and other
A fan-made R2-D2 unit rolled up to a young boy in a wheelchair at the Star Wars Celebration convention in Anaheim, California, on Friday. In the video, the pair play around on their wheels, doing a delightful dance together -
I like it when another person thinks like me. This guy read a study, called bull____, and used common sense/experience to explain why the scientific study is obvious bunk: What men really talk about in the pub .
Garrett Glover, 27, Patrick Calvin, 21, and Tyronne Mixon, 23, all of Chicago, are charged in the Sept. 5, 2012, shooting of Larry Porter, 25, near 87th Street on the Dan Ryan, according to Illinois State Police.
The United Nations says the number of people killed in a year of fighting in Ukraine has now passed 6,100, and says its increasingly worried that breaches in a cease-fire will further worsen the human rights situation in parts of
The first gunshots fired in Brooklyn Bridge Park went wild yesterday, by some miraculous twist of fate killing no one. Warm weather brought youthful crowds to the incredibly popular park, which seems to have no permanently-stationed cops patrolling its rolling
In the opening round of the 2015 El Bosque Mexico Championship, Peter Malnati and Casey Wittenberg fire a pair of 65s to take a 2-stroke lead over the field. Read More Following his opening-round 65 at the 2015 El Bosque
New garden spaces make it possible for PowellsWood to expand offerings at their annual Mothers Day weekend event. Each year Monte and Diane Powell offer up a taste of English Garden-inspired hospitality during their Mothers Day open days, and this
American Journal of Physiology - Cell Physiology , Vol. 282, No. 6. , pp. C1298-C1305, doi:10.1152/ajpcell.00554.2001 To insert individual citation into a bibliography in a word-processor, select your preferred citation style below and drag-and-drop it into the document.
A 16-year-old boy accused of trying to steal Nike sneakers from an Ohio mall shopper who fatally shot another teen who was with him has pleaded not guilty to involuntary manslaughter and robbery charges. A Montgomery County court official confirmed
Two pallets were ignited behind the Nufloors outlet, which burned the side of the building.The fire was put out before it could spread to the rest of the structure, and damage was limited to the outside concrete wall. The suspect
Summary MAX is a drama about a U.S. military working dog that returns from service in Afghanistan and is adopted by his former handlers family. MAX is a drama about a U.S. military working dog that returns from service in
Draft analytics arent necessarily about athleticism or SPARQ; the idea is to use data in a way that maximizes the use of draft capital. The optimal strategy isnt simply to draft the highest value player in each round.
To insert individual citation into a bibliography in a word-processor, select your preferred citation style below and drag-and-drop it into the document. Recent technological advances allow for high throughput profiling of biological systems in a cost-efficient manner.
Nanotwinned structures have shown strong promise as optimal motifs for strength, ductility, and grain stability in fcc metals-in sharp contrast to their nano-grained counterparts where gains in strength are disappointingly offset by loss of ductility. However, their high temperature stability
BOLO goes out for a guy with a mango but he will have ditched it immediately after fleeing the scene. This leaves you with worthless witness descriptions like I didnt notice his looks, but you cant miss him.
The father of a 2-year-old girl who weighed 13 pounds when she died of starvation and blunt-force injury has pleaded not guilty in Ohio to murder charges. Court documents show 32-year-old Glen Bates entered the plea Monday in Hamilton County
Over a mere 22 episodes between 1994 and 1995, a rag tag group of adventurers, thrown together by a shadowy government conspiracy explored a strange new world, ruled by an underground government and populated with strange new creatures. It was
40 years ago, a clerk in Boulder, Colorado let 6 same sex couples get married. One of them was a couple with an Australian national facing deportation. This is their story. Imagine falling in love and then being told that
I am in the depths of despair. Jonathan Crombie, the raven-haired actor best known to a generation of literature lovers as Gilbert Blythe in the classic Anne of Green Gables miniseries(es), has died at age 48 of an apparent brain
The one work of art by James Hampton was the The Throne of the Third Heaven of the Nations Millennium General Assembly. He built it when not working as a janitor for the General Services Administration.What does it mean? Good
An Iraqi (intelligence) officer planned Islamic States takeover in Syria and SPIEGEL has been given exclusive access to his papers. (by Christoph Reuter)The story of this collection of documents begins at a time when few had yet heard of the
As a historic constitutional showdown over gay marriage looms this month at the U.S. Supreme Court, attorneys are fighting over another bitterly disputed issue: their fees. In some cases, the fee requests run well into seven figures and are submitted
Would You Want to Smell BBQ All the Time? Over the years attempts by states and municipalities to regulate odor have led to a patchwork of legal guidelines subjectively enforced by inspectors who sniff the air and determine whether to
As John Denvers US prominence waned into the 1980s, opposite the rise of new wave and harder rock, he kept touring internationally for some notable firsts. In 1979, Denver was one of the performers to welcome Chinese Vice-Premier Deng Xiaoping
For much of the 1930s, organizations such as the National Association of Manufacturers (NAM) had been searching in vain for ways to rehabilitate a public image that had been destroyed in the Great Depression and defamed by the New Deal.
The family shows up at Hanks house unaware that theyll be sharing it with assorted wildlife whose collective attitude toward humans ranges from playful to scarily aggressive. Oh, and all the animals are real, and largely untrained, and when they
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The Four Worst Types of TV Critics In all four cases—the Theorists, the Activists, the Purists, and the Partisans—were treating the inherently subjective fields of art and art criticism as things we can be objectively right about. Were taking work
Eighty years ago, New York City needed another tunnel under the Hudson River. The Holland Tunnel and the George Washington Bridge could no longer handle the mounting traffic between New Jersey and Manhattan. Thus began construction of the Lincoln Tunnel.But
Full stack employees have an insatiable appetite for new ideas, best practices, and ways to be more productive and happy. Theyre curious about the world, what makes it work, and how to make their mark on it. Its this aspect
Déjà Lu republishes locally-selected scholarly articles from journals connected to regional anthropological associations around the world. The result is a PDF-heavy but fascinating collection of long reads on obscure topics. Via. Some articles from the 2015 issue: State violence specialists